Baldrick: But my lord, I’ve been in your family since 1532!
Blackadder: So has syphilis! Now get out!
I’m as British as Queen Victoria! “
” So your father’s German, you’re half-German and you married a German?
” So your father’s German, you’re half-German and you married a German?
“
| — | Captain Darling (Tim McInnery) and Captain Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson), Blackadder Goes Forth (via bigbadabruce) |
Blackadder: “Not good enough; you’re fired.”
Baldrick: “But my Lord, I’ve been with your family since 1532.”
Blackadder: “So has syphilis. Now get out.
Baldrick: “But my Lord, I’ve been with your family since 1532.”
Blackadder: “So has syphilis. Now get out.
“
| — | Blackadder the Second (via paintchipped) (via fuckyeahblackadder) |
I’m as poor as a church mouse, that’s just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
“
| — | Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder The Third) (via mildlyinsane) |
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and
then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I’m deaf.
then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I’m deaf.
“
| — | Blackadder III (via elliot-likes-this) (via fuckyeahblackadder) |
